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Joke Topic - 'Camels'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Camels'.


Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

What do you call a camel with three humps?

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Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.


Xerox never comes up with anything original.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


The reward for a job well done: more work.


What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!


Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

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