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Joke Topic - 'Camels'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Camels'.

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Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.


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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

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