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Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.


The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

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Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.


What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?


Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.


Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.


Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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