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Joke Topic - 'Campaigns'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Campaigns'.

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The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.


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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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