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Joke Topic - 'Cannibals' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Cannibals'.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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First Cannibal: "We had robbers at our house yesterday."
Second Cannibal: "Did you enjoy them?"
First Cannibal: "yes, but they weren't as good as the missionaries we had last week."
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First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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