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The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."

There were these two cannibals having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'

This cannibal caught a missionary in the jungle. He said to him, 'What's the best way to eat you? Boiled or roasted?'
The missionary said, 'To tell you the truth, I'm a friar.'

This girl cannibal took her boyfriend home to meet her mum. She said, 'Mum, what do you think of him?'
Her mum said, 'Lovely dear. He looks good enough to eat.'

Two cannibals had just cooked up a missionary, and were having dinner. The first says to the second, "Hey, what do you think of this missionary?" The second replies, "Quite tasty much better than those pork pies they used to serve us at the London School of Economics."

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."

Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal. "Your wife makes a delicious roast," one chief said. "Thanks," his friend said. "I'm gonna miss her."

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

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