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Joke Topic - 'Cannibals' - 4


This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Cannibals'.

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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

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