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Joke Topic - 'Cannonball'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cannonball'.

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My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'


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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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