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Joke Topic - 'Cannot'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cannot'.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

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This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'


Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.


Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.


Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

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