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Joke Topic - 'Cannot'


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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

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