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Joke Topic - 'Captain Kirk'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Captain Kirk'.


How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


This is not an abandoned vehicle


What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!

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