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Joke Topic - 'Captain Kirk'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Captain Kirk'.

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How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!

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