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Joke Topic - 'Car Battery'


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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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Blackmail

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

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