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Joke Topic - 'Car Drivers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Car Drivers'.

Related Topics: Cars (31) Motorists (6) Motorist (2)
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A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.


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How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
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How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Hoarse

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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!

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