Joke Topic - 'Car'

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

My wife's other car is a broomstick

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.