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Joke Topic - 'Cards'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cards'.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.


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Cat

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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?

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