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Joke Topic - 'Career'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Career'.


Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

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Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.


Prunes give you a run for your money.


Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.


Man Denies He Committed Suicide


Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?


Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

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