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Joke Topic - 'Career'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Career'.

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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.


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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

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