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Joke Topic - 'Careful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Careful'.

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A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.


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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

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