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Joke Topic - 'Careful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Careful'.


A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

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Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.


What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".


Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.


Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.


Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?


What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

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