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Joke Topic - 'Cargo'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cargo'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
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Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.


Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.


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A: Because they can spell it.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

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