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Joke Topic - 'Cargo'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cargo'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?


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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

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