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Joke Topic - 'Carols'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!


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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

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