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Joke Topic - 'Carols'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Carols'.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!

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Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.


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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.


Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

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