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Joke Topic - 'Carpets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Carpets'.

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What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.


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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

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