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Joke Topic - 'Carrots'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Carrots'.

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How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Two carrots were walking down the road when a huge truck slammed into one of them. An ambulance was called and they rushed the little fellow off to the hospital where he immediately went into hours of surgery. Finally the doctor emerged and approached the other carrot who had been anxiously awaiting in the waiting room.
"Tell me Doc, how is he?"
The doctor replied, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is he's going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
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Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


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Fleas

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

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