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Joke Topic - 'Cash'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cash'.


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.


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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?


What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

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