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Joke Topic - 'Cash'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cash'.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.


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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

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