Joke Topic - 'Castles'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Castles'.

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

What's that up the road? A head?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.

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