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Joke Topic - 'Cat'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Cat'.


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat Who

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.

The Doctor received a frantic phone call from Mr. Jones who explained that his wife, who always slept with her mouth open, had a mouse caught in her throat.
"Don't worry, I'll be over in a few minutes," said the doctor. "In the meantime, try waving a piece of cheese in front of her mouth."
When the doctor arrived, he found Mr Jones waving a large fish in front of his wife's face.
"What on earth are you doing?" exclaimed the doctor.
"I told you to wave cheese. Mice don't like fish."
"I know," Mr Jones gasped, "but I need to get the cat out first.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!

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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Men are like.....Used Cars.
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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."


Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting


What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).


Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.


What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?

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