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Joke Topic - 'Catch'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.

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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!


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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

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