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Joke Topic - 'Catch'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Catch'.


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

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He was popping out of bed all night.

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