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Joke Topic - 'Cattle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cattle'.

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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

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