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Joke Topic - 'Caught'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Caught'.

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Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.


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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

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