Joke Topic - 'Cauliflowers'

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

Wakeup to insomnia

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.