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Joke Topic - 'Cauliflowers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cauliflowers'.

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My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

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