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Joke Topic - 'Caution'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Caution'.

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C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.


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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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