Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drunk
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Computers
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
Jamaican
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
Pianos
Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
Bee
Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Doctors
'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
Robbers
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.