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Joke Topic - 'Caveman'


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What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

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