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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?


How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?


Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?


Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?


How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.


Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

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