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Joke Topic - 'Cell Phones'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cell Phones'.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.


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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

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