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Joke Topic - 'Cement'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cement'.

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Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.


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The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
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Cargo

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.

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