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Joke Topic - 'Cereal'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Cereal'.

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BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.


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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

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