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Joke Topic - 'Change'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Change'.

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Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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