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Joke Topic - 'Change'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Change'.


Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?


There are two things I dislike in a person -
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


Just how deep into the water can a frog go?

The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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