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Joke Topic - 'Cheap'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cheap'.

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Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.


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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

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