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Joke Topic - 'Cheaper'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cheaper'.


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.


What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.

Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.


Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.


What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.


What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.


What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

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