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Joke Topic - 'Cheaper'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cheaper'.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.


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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Trains

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

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