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Joke Topic - 'Checkers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Checkers'.

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Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


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Girlfriends

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Turkeys

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