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Joke Topic - 'Cheetah'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Cheetah'.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

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