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Joke Topic - 'Chefs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chefs'.


Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

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Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.


Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.


Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.


Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.


Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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