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Joke Topic - 'Chefs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chefs'.

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Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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