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Joke Topic - 'Chess'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chess'.

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All the best chess players were at a big tournament. They hung out for the first hour in the hallway, bragging to each other about all their recent victories. Suddenly, the hotel manager threw them all out of the hallway. When asked why, he replied: "I hate chess nuts boasting by an open foyer!"


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Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

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