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Joke Topic - 'Chewing Gum'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chewing Gum'.

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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

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