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Joke Topic - 'Chicken Soup'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Chicken Soup'.

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Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
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Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Rabbits

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

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