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Joke Topic - 'Chicken'


Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Chicken'.

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Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."
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What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
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Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

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