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Joke Topic - 'Chicken'

Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Chicken'.


Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

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