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Joke Topic - 'Chief'


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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.


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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.

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