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Joke Topic - 'Chilli'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chilli'.

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How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.


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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

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