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Joke Topic - 'Chinese'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chinese'.


"My old Dad told me, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it's Colin."

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Water who?
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