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Joke Topic - 'Chinese'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chinese'.

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"My old Dad told me, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it's Colin."


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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

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