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Joke Topic - 'Chip'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Chip'.


Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.

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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.


What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.


How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

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