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Joke Topic - 'Chip'


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Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.


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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

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