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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
An oyster egg.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Bat-minton.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
A fowl smell.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Witch
Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
The Wicket Witch of the North.
Pigs
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Because they were pen pals.
Pessimists
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Kilts
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Cashiers
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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