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Joke Topic - 'Chocolate'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Chocolate'.

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If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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