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Joke Topic - 'Cinderella'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Cinderella'.

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What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.


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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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