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Joke Topic - 'Clock'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clock'.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.


What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.


Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.


Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

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