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Joke Topic - 'Clock'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clock'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

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