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Joke Topic - 'Clocks'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Clocks'.


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.


Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

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