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Joke Topic - 'Clocks'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Clocks'.

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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Duck

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

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