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Joke Topic - 'Clown'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Clown'.

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What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Mother-in-law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.

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