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Joke Topic - 'Clown'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Clown'.
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
King
Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
Because he was the ruler.
Tea
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Mother-in-law
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
Broke
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
Ham
Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
To get cured.
Door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
Cars
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
Don't look, I'm changing.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Hello
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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