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Joke Topic - 'Clowns'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Clowns'.

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What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.


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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.

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